Followup to my Craigslist ad

STRAIGHT WOMAN STILL LOOKING FOR VERY GAY MAN-PART TWO - w4m

WOW....I mean....wow. I never expected to get the response I did. Here I am
again, Grace with the sparkely one who was looking for her Will.
Has she found him?

Not even close.

I did discover something though: I discovered that a fully charged blackberry
will drain itself completely if it receives an email aboutevery 7 minutes,
while on vibrate, by the end of the work day.

I've received responses from every straight guy in SD. A handful of gay dudes
(like 3 and I think one was faking it), bi's, dudes who like to email pics of their
schlongs, advice, nominations for best of Craigslist (thanks!!!) but the best
part was people who emailedme thanking them for a laugh while they were
having an otherwiseshitty day. That actually made me smile.......while I was
sifting through schlong pictures....

I think every straight guy saw my ad as a challenge. "let's be friends, I promise
I won't fuck you...unless you want me too." Orstraight guys telling me they can
pretend to be gay. I don't even know what that means.

That's when I know you don't get it; it's not a plan...it just happens unless
you're ina relationship with someone else or....gay. This isthe age old question,
the Harry metSally argument about men and women being able to be friends
without any physical interaction.
I'm just thinking out loud right now. I've had some interesting email exchanges
about it with some men who answered my ad.

One dude, who i will affectionately refer to as "Bill", sent me a pic of his equine
tool with aten dollar bill wrapped around it. Just so that I getthe accurate
perspective of his girth.

Thank you, giant penis man. Thank you for making me grab my $10 bills
by the tinycorneredge and/orasking the checkout girl for "two fives" for my
ten when she's handing me my change.

"What? you have no fives or ones left? Sure...I'll take it in quarters."

How do i know when a guy is faking? When he starts (and ends....and actually,
it's all he says) his email with, "Hi, i'm __________. I likedick."...that's how.
I'm norocket scientist but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say he's either
faking, orpossibly a robot. I needmore conversation, Mr. I-like-dick. Besides,
that little tidbit of information you provided doesn't benefit ME in the least.
Other than we have one thing in common....

I think there was a gay dude who wanted to use me for my shoes. I mean, I don't
blame him...
I have GREAT shoes, but at the same time,I'm looking for a little more than
being your shoe bitch.

Let me clarify a few things...

I need you to be a Will and not a Jack. A Jack would exhaust me. I don't need
someone tosupport either. I need you to be in your late twentiesto your late thirties.
I need you tohave a job too. Any job. I don't care what you do as long as you get up
and do it.

I was asked why I didn't post in the M4M category if I was looking for a gay man and
myanswer is simple...

A few reasons. One, I didn't want there to be any confusion for I am not a man.
I didn't wantto be the target of a bunch of gay men pointing out that m4m means
two parties with similargenitalia. Also, after perusing that category, I was convinced
that the only men searching thoseads are either wanting to give or receive head and/
or "facial", be a "bottom" or a "top", and ofcourse the ever prevalent" glory hole"
which I'm too afraid to google for its meaning.

i'm innocently looking for a friend. That's all. A friend who likes boys.